Weirdwombat's random pretty things

flamingmuse:

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD.  Also, all four of them are THE CUTEST.

fascinasians:

cindymayweather:

Comedian Hari Kondabolu on David Letterman (x)

Indeed.

bonniegrrl:

I’ll be wearing these K-9 slippers for the “Doctor Who” premiere!

bonniegrrl:

I’ll be wearing these K-9 slippers for the “Doctor Who” premiere!

221b-tardisimpala-fallen-angel:

alchemic-fallen-angel:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

Just looking at these makes me want to get a cat but my parents say no. So, when I move out, I am getting a cat. 

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

amyfacelovesyou:

We interrupt this dashboard to announce that wiggly pigling.

qvbit:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

i’m cryign jesus fucking christ sex and childcare and general health education needs to be improved thousand fold 

So sad :-(
georgetakei:

From Nerdgasm:

Pi Arrrrg Squared.

georgetakei:

From Nerdgasm:

Pi Arrrrg Squared.

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

princemikasaackerman:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

This has to literally be a metaphor for heterosexual relationships. There is no way someone made such a perfect representation by accident.

bonniegrrl:

Hey fellow writers: Where shall we meet up?

bonniegrrl:

Hey fellow writers: Where shall we meet up?

perksofbeingace:

the thought of “the one true love” disturbs me.

does that mean every other romantic relationship you may or may not have had is not real?

does that mean when you find someone who is “the one” and one of you (or both of you) fucks it up, there’s no hope anymore. you’re just…

I give you Tim Minchin’s thoughts on this… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn6gV2sdl38
rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

straight people.jpg

rightbetweenthemoonandmars:

straight people.jpg

neptunain:

well this is awkward

neptunain:

well this is awkward

questionableadvice:

~ Sugar Information, Inc., 1966"Play safe with your young ones - make sure they get sugar every day."

questionableadvice:

~ Sugar Information, Inc., 1966

"Play safe with your young ones - make sure they get sugar every day."

If you feel solidarity with redheads because the women are oversexualized and the men are shunned, you might be a bisexual. Or a ginger. OR BOTH.

(via tiggyupland)

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set