"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"
Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.
#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die
Bowie as Mephistopheles ♥ from the opera Faust by Charles Gounod. Via waronporcelain:.
Umm excuse me whilst I faint. :3
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
this is why german is the best
This is delightful.
I freaked out about seeing this commercial when I was in Florida - I don’t watch much TV back home, so things really stand out, but I ran around the room in a giddy haze. I remember telling my friend Marsha, verbatim, “this is so wonderful and people are going to hate it SO MUCH.”
I was right. And they handled it perfectly.
rules for experimenting with bisexuality:
- wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
- always work in well-ventilated areas
- dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
- report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
- if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
|—||Unknown (via psych-facts)|
I see that you are pansexual
Here is your invisibility cloak
We meet with the Asexuals once a month to have a pizza party but be sure to remember your cloak for the invisible conga
We conga around allies and trip them over every time they say we don’t exist